Apparently Vikings did enormous bong rips to buff their stamina. News to me.

While we are patiently awaiting the big Hearth and Home update for Valheim, it’s not a terrible time to kick back, relax, and spend some time with your buds. By buds, I mean friends. But also I mean weed.

Simply take a huge bong rip in Valheim. That’s what I’m telling you to perform, Vikings.

Odin’s BongLantern mod adds a craftable magic bong. Yes, it is a lantern, too, and while armed, on your spine, it is going to light up your surroundings so that you don’t need to take a torch or wear which headband flashlight anymore.

But mainly it is a bong. It’ll take up your offhand, and that means you’re still able to wield a weapon while baked. Talking of roasted, the bong enthusiast will lessen the endurance expense of running and jumping when you have it outfitted. Which sounds a bit odd. I am not a marijuana specialist and it has been years since I’ve cried, but I do not recall ever smoking bud and feeling like my endurance got a rise. It mostly made me want to slouch in my recliner and watch some crappy film that didn’t seem quite so crappy while high.

To manage your bonglantern, just take 10 crystals (dropped by Stone Golems from the hills ), 25 resin, and visit your own crafting table (if you’re able to remember where you placed it, stoner). Since crystals do not yet have a formal crafting function in Valheim yet, this is a good way to put them to use.

If you’re looking for a broader weed-based mod for Valheim, you are in luck. Have a look at Valweed–this mod does not just add a bong, it lets you plant and nurture your tacky weed farm and roll joints to get a few dank fans. Valweed’s effects sound somewhat more realistic than the Bonglantern mod (based on which breed of weed you smoke)–they include things like increased desire along with a bonus to a rested status. That is a bit more how I remember it.

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